Super Mario Bong: Top 7 list
Super Mario Bong: Top 7 list
Ever wanted to bong but then noticed how dull and not Mario your bong is? Yeah... So have I. Until I discovered that there are a lot of options out there. The coolest ones were hard to find, and many no longer sell. Here is my list of the top 7 coolest Mario bongs.
I was a wee bit disappointed in the stock the different websites had. Simply put, there are only a few bongs with an actual Mario figurine, although there is a lot of cool Mario Bros Universe-inspired gear.
Please don't smoke before the age of 18; that includes tobacco. Also, for more Video Game Bongs, check out this post!
Number 1: Hemper Gaming Bong 7" [Flower Chomper Bong]
I love the simplicity of this bong. Also, I love the guys at Hemper and Co. They have designed a fantastic site, and their reviews show their level of professionalism.
The Hemper brand is high quality and can easily be a part of your collection for a long time.
This incredible piece can be picked up for only $59.99 at Hemper.co
SPECIFICATIONS:
Height = 7" or ~18cm
Diameter = 3" or ~8cm
Base Mounted Showerhead Percolator
3mm Thickness
Number 2: Hemper Gaming Bong XL 10" [XL Flower Chomper Bong]
Again, I love the simplicity of this Super Mario-themed bong. I didn't mention it, but shipping from Hemper is super easy. Unfortunately, they don't accept used returns. Other than that, they rock.
This Mario bong handles twice the amount of the smaller Hemper gaming bong and is intended for such. This isn't for a light hit. It is also only intended for legal use. No illegal herbs should ever be used with this bong.
This incredible piece can be picked up for only $129.99 at Hemper.co
SPECIFICATIONS:
Height = 10" or ~25cm
Diameter = 4" or ~10cm
Base Mounted Showerhead Percolator
5mm Thickness
More than twice the volume of the 7" Hemper Gaming Bong
Ready to transport you to other realms (maybe)
Number 3: Hemper Gaming Flower Bong XL
This is the most eye-catching bong on this list. It has a lot going on inside, for example, the mushroom percolator inspired by real mushrooms!
It also has a golden Mario coin "floating" inside as an ice catcher and drip guard.
The Hemper.co website tells us we can sit back, grab a controller and enjoy big, smooth rips.
This fabulous piece can be picked up for only $129.99 at Hemper. co-discounted from $199.99.
SPECIFICATIONS:
Height = 12" or ~30cm
Diameter = 4" or ~10cm
Large Mushroom Percolator
5mm Thickness
On Sale Right Now
Number 4: Mega Mario Bong
Truly a chaotic Mario bong here, folks. This is different from your ordinary shop for not-so-ordinary customers. Add this to your cart, and your friends might think you are crazy or take it as a sign to light up even crazier than before. However, I can confirm that people want to try it.
And don't worry, due to its double chamber, cleaning is a breeze. Accessing the insides will be fine; share away.
The double chamber can also be filled with ice. Your lungs will thank you!
This excellent piece can be picked up for only $36.99 at Smokingoutlet
SPECIFICATIONS:
Height = 9" or ~23cm
Double Chamber
Silicone and Borosilicate Glass
Cylinder Percolator
3mm Thickness
Number 5: Super Mario 10" Double Percolator Bong
Some might say this Super Mario is cursed because it kinda looks like he was logged between two packages in a USPS truck. Some say this Super Mario has a disease and needs you to cure him by ripping harder than you have ripped before. I say this Super Mario is perfect.
I wasn't able to find a review on this one and to access the site, you have to be in the USA or Canada. They also only ship to the USA or Canada.
This spooky Super Mario bong can be purchased for $72.99 at SmokingOutlet
SPECIFICATIONS:
Height = 9.75" or ~25cm
Tree Percolator
Double Chamber
Borosilicate Glass
4mm Thickness
Available with black or green accents
Number 6: Bob Omb 4" Dab Rig / Bong
A perfect bong for the traveling type. The type who wants to be able to take their bong anywhere. They made it extra durable to prevent shattering in your backpack, but I would still wrap it in a towel or some newspaper and put it on top of your other stuff.
This product is adorable, and a hit from this is just like a treat from the candy shelf at the supermarket. I actually evaluated my life after wanting to buy 5 of these to have them next to each other. The evaluation ended up saying; You're fine; no worries, dude.
This cute mini bong can be picked up for only $36.99 at Puffinbird.com discounted from $53.99.
It advertises as a Dab rig, but any dab rig can be a bong, and any bong can be a dab rig, read more about it here.
SPECIFICATIONS:
Height = 4" or ~10cm
Flared Mouthpiece
Number 7: Silicone Mario Bong
If you're afraid, your bong is going to break, stop worrying and get a silicone bong. This super simple bong has an easy and appealing design. It could be more detailed, but fill it up, use it, and the detail will come.
It is made using food-grade platinum-cured silicone.
This insane work of art can be purchased at Inhalco for $29.98. Use coupon code FreddieHNS for 15% off.
SPECIFICATIONS:
Height = 11" or ~27cm
Number 8: Chomper and Figure Bong
A great and goofy-looking Super Mario bong. It is hand blown, 11 inches tall, and hits like a dream. Sharing almost works better.
You can get it at ISmokeAlot.com!
Number 9: (honorable mention): Mario, Luigi, or Wario Pipe
Not a bong, but I had to include them. These cursed accessories will surely get you some curious looks. I can guarantee a lot of laughter, maybe slight fear as well.
This product will either make it or break it in your mind and should only be used if it is acceptable to be sent away to Mario Land.
It can be purchased on Etsy for about $25.00
SPECIFICATIONS:
Length = 4.5" or ~11cm
Heavy Duty
Hand Made
Unique
borosilicate glass
FREE SHIPPING to the USA
Discreet packaging
Good Luck in Mario Land
I hope you found my top 7 list helpful in your journey to find your perfect Mario bong. These were the coolest I was able to find. Unfortunately, the coolest ones I found are not for purchase and are made one-of-a-kind.
If you ever feel like putting the bong away but still want to get high, check out my guide on how to make the best herb brownies! Good luck -Freddie
