How to Not Get Caught Smoking Weed

Freddie May 22, 2023
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Table of Contents
  1. How to Smoke Weed Inside Using a Vaporizer
  2. How to Mask the Smell of Marijuana Smoke
    1. Parfume:
    2. Air Fresheners:
    3. Incense:
  3. How to smoke weed in the bathroom (without getting caught)
  4. How to not get caught smoking weed in public
  5. Scared of Getting Caught by Your Parents?
    1. Precautions to Avoid Getting Caught by Parents:
  6. Finishing Notes:

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Weed smells a lot, and there's a lot of smoke. So the simple answer for how not to get caught is not smoking around other people at all. This guide will answer how to hide it (almost) in plain sight.

I am covering many different situations - Scroll down to your relevant ones.

  • How to Smoke Weed Inside Using a Vaporizer (inside)

  • How to Mask The Smell of Marijuana Smoke (inside)

  • How to Not Get Caugh Smoking Cannabis in Public (outside)

How to Smoke Weed Inside Using a Vaporizer

This is my go-to tool for smoking weed inside. There is almost no smoke and virtually no smell. The stench does not attach to everything, and no air freshener is needed. Vape pens are my favorite way of consuming marijuana. Super simple, and it works super well.

Here is my one and only recommendation for vaporizers:

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Smoking marijuana inside is rarely a good idea, as the stench (pleasant odor) tends to sit for a few days. With vaporizers, nothing burns; the smoke produced is far less, and air fresheners are ish unnecessary afterward. You can also save a lot of money. With a vape pen, you get all the marijuana, and little to nothing burns away.

If using in a shared space, blow the weed smoke out of the window.

How to Mask the Smell of Marijuana Smoke

OK. So smoking weed inside is what you went for, and now you're expecting visitors who don't appreciate the excellent weed smell.

Parfume:

Pull out your best perfume (body spray) and spray like a maniac. This will most definitely end up in your apartment or house, smelling really good. Next, clean out any of your smoke-smelling clothes and put away all your gear/equipment. Pack it airtight so no fumes leak out. Body sprays also work, FYI.

Air Fresheners:

The Air freshener is an incredible invention, and if you have one specifically designed for AWS or AntiWeedSmell, you're set.

This is my go-to air freshener: Cannabolish Wintergreen smoke odor eliminator spray.

Spray this stuff in the area that smells, and the smell will vanish; want your room to smell good? This is the stuff for you.


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Incense:

Incense works well but will leave your house/room smelling like that for a long time. Make sure you find an incense you know you like before doing this. I bought a cheap one, one time, and my room smelled like fish for a week.


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How to smoke weed in the bathroom (without getting caught)

Step 1: To avoid unwanted attention, bring your usual supplies with you, the supplies you usually carry in for a shower, along with your chosen consumption method. You can use a bong, pipe, or joint. Joint lovers will love to hear that whilst the other two options work, the joint works best, leaving absolutely no evidence. And they are small.

Step 2: Grab a towel and stuff the crack beneath your bathroom door. This ensures no smoke or odors leave the bathroom.

Step 3: Turn your shower on with full heat and full blast. The goal of step 3 is to generate tons of steam. If you send your friend a picture, they'll be sure you're in a sauna.

OPTIONAL: Get a Smokebuddy Original Personal Air Filter. I have yet to try this exact model, but others like it. They advertise it as "Blow smoke in, clean air out."


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Step 4: After steaming up the place enough, light your joint, smoke your joint, and blow out as much smoke as you feel like. Once the whole thing is gone, either flush it down the toilet stuffed in some wet toilet paper or put the roach in a plastic bag or soda bottle and seal well! Dispose of this in your own trash can or keep it close to you till you can throw it in a public one.

Step 5: Open window time and or vent time. Open your window and turn on your vent if you have one. This will allow smoke and steam to escape.

Step 6: The last step is ensuring no one will know. Take a shower and soap your body. It might seem like a big step, but the shower will feel amazing, and the smoke will have time to get out.

Step 7: Eye drops. Your eyes are still red, bro. This isn't mandatory if you're planning to go straight to your room, but if interacting with others, like your parents, use eye drops. Brush your teeth also for that pristine breath.

How to not get caught smoking weed in public

If you're in a big city, the one-hitter is your friend. A pipe you fill up, light up, hit up, and smoke up, done. Takes 10 seconds from start to finish. In most states, public smoking is not legal. You can get fined or maybe worse in some places.

If you don't fancy pipes, joints are still possible.


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Idea nr. 1: Smoke with a friend that knows the area and has smoked weed for some time. He or she will definitely know some awesome spots for you to hit up. More often than not, one friend is better than five friends. We're trying to keep it low-key. Also, you can use tobacco to mix the odor.

Idea nr. 2: Search Google for "number one spot to smoke in (city name)." and find one close to you. You might even encounter other people smoking weed.

Idea nr. 3: go to your local smoking supplies store. In my city, smoking cannabis is illegal, but there are still shops that sell equipment. Bongs, rolling papers, etc. Ask someone there if they know a safe spot.

OBS! When you finish smoking, throw your roach away responsibly. Don't litter, please! Smoking pot should be something nice. Not something environmentally shitty.


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Scared of Getting Caught by Your Parents?

In all truth, hiding things actively for a long time can be mentally exhausting. Hiding the weed smell on your clothes, stressing with always having an open window to let out the stash smell. Only using the one-hitter methods and never being able to completely enjoy a smoking session.

If at all possible, I would recommend telling your parents you smoke weed. I understand that in some cases, this would lead nowhere good. But your parents might be more understanding than you think. Maybe they even enjoyed some cannabis as youth themselves.

To eliminate being stressed out by getting caught, tell them. I have made a guide on How to Tell Your Parents You Smoke Weed. Read it, and consider getting some weight off your shoulders. This time you won't exhale weed smoke but stress smoke.

If you want to hide it, which is totally OK. I would follow all the tips and tricks in this guide.

Precautions to Avoid Getting Caught by Parents:

  1. Choose a Safe Location: If you decide to smoke, choose a safe and discreet location away from your home, where the chances of getting caught are significantly reduced. However, always prioritize your safety and adhere to local laws and regulations.

  2. Minimize Odor and Smoke: Marijuana has a distinct smell that can linger and be easily detectable. Consider using a vaporizer or consuming edibles, as they produce less smoke and minimize the strong smell. Additionally, air fresheners, open windows, and ventilation systems reduce the scent. I would definitely not smoke inside, but I would still make sure my clothes and room smelled nice.

  3. Plan Ahead: If you must smoke at home, plan your sessions carefully. Ensure you have privacy and sufficient time to eliminate traces or odors. Prepare necessary tools, such as a sploof or air filter, to help mask the smell. It is also advisable to have a backup plan for disposal, such as a sealed container for extinguished joints or properly disposing of any remnants. It is usually best to wait until everybody is asleep, or not at home.

Getting caught smoking weed by your parents can be a difficult situation, but it provides an opportunity for growth, reflection, and improved communication. Taking precautions to avoid getting caught, minimizing odor, and making responsible choices, can significantly reduce the chances of facing such a predicament. Remember, it is essential to prioritize your safety, abide by the law, and engage in open dialogue with your parents to foster understanding and maintain a healthy relationship.

Finishing Notes:

Be careful when smoking weed in public

Getting caught SUCKS, so don't do it.

Eliminate all risks (not all) by staying cautious and following my tips.

Good luck! - Freddie


Table of Contents
  1. How to Smoke Weed Inside Using a Vaporizer
  2. How to Mask the Smell of Marijuana Smoke
    1. Parfume:
    2. Air Fresheners:
    3. Incense:
  3. How to smoke weed in the bathroom (without getting caught)
  4. How to not get caught smoking weed in public
  5. Scared of Getting Caught by Your Parents?
    1. Precautions to Avoid Getting Caught by Parents:
  6. Finishing Notes:

Disclosure:  Some of the links in this article may be affiliate links, which can provide compensation to me at no cost to you if you decide to purchase. This site is not intended to provide financial advice and is for entertainment only.