Harry Potter Pipes: A Muggle's Guide to Wizarding Pipes and Accessories

For Harry Potter enthusiasts who also smoke, fusing their passion for the wizarding world into their smoking accessories can be thrilling. Smoking a bowl out of a golden snitch might cause some mischief. Well, mischief managed, my fellow harry potter fans.

There is no shortage of Harry Potter-themed accessories, including elaborate hand-carved pipes resembling the wands of famous Hogwarts professors, fully functional stash jars, and grinders for "potion-making".

Let us dive into the world of the Scottish highlands, Quidditch, and magic!

Harry Potter Pipe: Nimbus 2000

This is the most impressive piece I came across while scouring the internet, by far. It is made entirely from pear wood from the Carpathian mountains. The creator wanted to use a fruit tree for its long-lasting properties. Creating a beautiful handmade piece like this calls for quality items.

The pipe is also painted with paint containing only natural ingredients. After painting it, the creator covers it in a thin layer of beeswax, making this Harry Potter pipe completely eco-friendly!

Furthermore, he claims a lovely and special flavor profile due to the pear wood and beeswax mix. The smoking session is almost guaranteed to be smooth.

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Harry Potter Chameleon Glass Pipe: Golden Snitch

Made with high-quality borosilicate chameleon glass. Many refer to this type of glass not as chameleon glass but as color-changing glass. If this isn't magical, I don't know what is.

It also features wings that fold out to the stem of the pipe. They are stuck in place, btw. Folding them in and out is impossible as they are made from glass.

The measurements are 4" long and 1.5" wide. So get ready for some Quidditch! Could you capture a golden snitch?

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Harry Potter Pipes: Wand-Inspired

This long 10" pipe is designed as a simple wizarding wand with a deep bowl. Perfect for closet Potter fans! It has a removable stem for easy cleaning. There isn't much more to say about this simple yet beautiful piece. Although I would for sure (as a harry potter fan) use this to cast "eat slugs!" as Ron attempted at Malfoy.

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Harry Potter Marauders Map Grinder

A simple smoking accessory to grind up all your potion ingredients. I can only assume we all remember the marauders' map featured several times in the movies. The charm you use to make the map "disappear" is "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good", which quite fits the occasion.

It is a 4-piece, 3-chamber high-quality aluminum grinder with a mini scraper included.

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Harry Potter Stash Jars

Potthead Glass Scentproof Jar (small)

A super cute small storage container for anything you can imagine. It has a simple design depicting round glasses, a lightning bolt, and PottHead in the Harry Potter font.

It fits a total of 3.4 oz. This is scent-proof due to the tight fit between the lid and rubber seal.

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Harry Potter Hogwarts Glass Jar

For more extensive storage needs, there is the Paladone Hogwarts Crest Glass Jar. The crest is iconic to the harry potter universe.

This should also be scent-proof due to it also having a rubber seal. However, it is not as scent-proof as other options. If the smell is a non-negotiable thing, consider another option. It has a total space of approximately 600 fluid ounces. It can store a lot of "cookies".

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Marauders Map Porcelain Scentproof Ceramic Canisters

These pieces are 100% an interior sight for sore eyes. Doubling as a piece of furniture if you dare keep it in shared spaces in your house.

With a plastic seal, these should contain the smell, generally speaking. These jars are smaller than the previous jar: less smells less, more smells more.

It comes as a three-piece kit with three different size jars.

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Harry Pothead Mug

Does your morning look like this? "chilling on my balcony with a cup of coffee and a smoke". If it does, and you are a harry potter fan. This is the mug for you.

It also works excellently as an inexpensive gift for a fellow Potterhead.

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Harry Potter Scented Candles (with mystery gift)

If all the accessories and harry potter pipes weren't for you, consider a harry potter house-themed scented candle to make your place smell great.

You may want to hide the smell originating from a harry potter pipe. In that case, this works wonders.

It comes in Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw designs. And as a bonus, they have included a free necklace featuring the house of your choice that appears "from thin air" when you light the candle. Made with 925 sterling silver, not a cheap metal. Get charmed by the scent of the wizarding world!

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Harry Potter Legalizing Weed - Fan Fiction

Harry Potter stood tall in the dimly lit chamber, his emerald eyes blazing with determination. Before him, Lord Voldemort sneered, his serpent-like face contorted with contempt. They had fought countless battles, but the stakes were higher this time than ever.

"Harry Potter," Voldemort hissed, his voice dripping with malice. "Why do you advocate for the legalization of such a trivial substance?"

Harry's voice resonated with unwavering conviction. "It's about personal freedom, Voldemort. People should have the right to make their own choices, to experience the benefits and drawbacks of weed for themselves."

A twisted smile curled upon Voldemort's lips. "Freedom is but an illusion, Potter. The weak cling to it like fools. I seek to control, to dominate. Weed is a tool I cannot wield."

As the adversaries faced off, the room crackled with magical energy. Spells were cast, curses were deflected, and the air filled with tension. Harry's bravery clashed against Voldemort's dark power.

Finally, with a surge of strength, Harry unleashed a spell that sent Voldemort reeling. Harry knew he had won the battle as the Dark Lord's form dissipated into a wisp of smoke.

But the war for the legality of weed was far from over. Harry couldn't help but wonder if Voldemort's defeat would truly change society's perception. The battle had ignited a spark of resistance, and Harry knew he would continue to fight for what he believed in.

Harry stepped out of the chamber with hope in his heart, ready to rally supporters and face the challenges ahead. The destiny of the wizarding world and the legality of weed lay in the hands of those who dared to challenge the status quo. The future was uncertain, but Harry was determined to shape it, one battle at a time.

Good Luck!

All items here are intended for tobacco use only. Some pieces also work pretty well as a collection item without the need to be used. Some pieces are beautiful just to look at and admire.

If you plan to get the Harry Potter: Hogwarts Legacy game, I recommend buying a key from G2A. This will save you money as it is currently cheaper than Steam.

Good luck with your potential new pipe, and remember to always search for the unexplored. Finally, share love whenever you can and enjoy life!

-Freddie